STARVING MORNING
Alarm time: NONE
Wake up time: 08.15
At the office: 08.40
Fuck! I forgot to set the alarm yesterday and woke up this morning at 08.15 just because luckily yesterday I set the memo to take cake with me to job. I also finished ALL of my ladies pads. Furthermore, I also finished all of my foodstuff, and I owe 1,60 EUR to the post office lady. I don't need to mention that I don't own any money at all. I'm a total total wreck.
In this morning run out I couldn't take photos of the outfit. Actually, meaby it's better. I wanted to have my black laquè pumps but it was raining so I opted for black velvet-y ballerinas instead. On me I have a polo ralph lauren light-blue striped shirt, which only at the office I noticed to have tomato sauce flecks. To match the stained shirt I wanted a grey pair of socks, but they were dirty, so I had to pick blue socks striped in yellow, orange and some other not so concerning colour.
Ah, I'm starving.
Now I'm gonna head to the toilet to cry.
Fan! Jag glömde att sätta alarm-klocka igår kväll så jag gick up imorse 08.15 bara för att för tur jag sat memo till för att komma ihåg att ta princess kakan med till jobbet idag. Alla mina bindor tog slut, och tom allt min mat, och jag måste ge post-kontorens kvinna 1,60 EUR. Dessutom har jag inga pengar alls. Jag är total hopplös.
I morse jag hann inte phota mitt outfit, men det är kanske en bra sak: jag ville ha på mig mina svarta pumps, men det regnade så jag var tvungen att ha mina svarta sammet ballerina istället. Ytterliggare har jag på mig en Polo Ralph Lauren skjörta, som jag upptäckte, bara när jag kom till kontoret, att vara tomat-sås smutsat. Till smutsig skjörta ville jag ha gråa strumpor, men de var oxå smutsiga så jag fick ha på mig blåa strumpor rutat i gul, orange och andra inte-så-matchande färger.
Ah, jag är utsvulten.
Nu ska jag till toa för att gröta.
BUONANOTTE!
Godnatt!
Buonanotte!
Hyvää yöta!
Buenas noches!
...
That'd be it!
Talk to you in the morning!
WEDDING+KIDS TALK
Boyfriend was here and just left. Chatted with dad, and I (I mean alone, boyfriend was listening freightened) planned my wedding day + all of my kids names.
MY WEDDING:
I HATE those majestic weddings with lotsa wasting, tons and tons of decorations that you wouldn't either have the time to choose yourself, and gazillions of guests that you probably wouldn't even know.
I intend to spend the same disastrously huge amount of notes to say "Si" (I'm italian, after all!) in Fiji islands.
No decorations, no churches, we're gonna be on the beach with a breathless view and guests are gonna sit on the sand.
We'll have taken a stereo with us, and "Somewhere over the rainbow" sang by Israel Kamakawiwo'ole will be playing.
No expensive dress and no jewellery:
I'm gonna be dressed in white bikini and a palm leafs skirt, bare feet in the sand. I'm gonna have flowers in my hair and also flower necklace.
Dad is gonna escort me at the aisle feet in the sand with no other clothes on him than UNDERWEAR and a palm leaf skirt.
My boyfriend is gonna be dressed in some cool surfing swimsuite short pants.
All the guests (dad+brother+sister with family+my swedish family by my side, dad+mother by boyfriend side) to be dressed:
Women in bikini and palm leafs skirt. Men can choose between swimsuite or palm leafs skirt.
I don't like priests. Some tattooed local old guy in palm leafs skirt would do.
Then we'll say YES, kiss and we'll have a bonfire on the beach and we'll eat cheap food.
MY KIDS:
I'm gonna have first 2 boys, then a girl, and after I'll adopt 2 kids.
My first-born's name's gonna be Lancillotto (Lancelot, King Arthur's knight).
Second-born's gonna be called Jack Daniel.
My little princess will be named Marissa as in Marissa Cooper of O.C. (or Summer, still have to decide, or have 2 girls).
Then I'll adopt 2 kids, possibly from oriental regions. Or India.
Two boys are gonna be cool and tough, all the ladies are gonna fall for them.
Marissa will be a model at the beginning, then a known actress.
My 2 adopted kids are gonna be those cool ones, those that all the other kids are gonna wonder "are they son to some rockstar or something??"
Boyfriend+dad impressions:
1 - Of course we'll gonna land on Fiji in the monsoon season.
2 - Bride's dad has to pay for the wedding, so could you instead marry you on the beach here just outside the city-centre? We could come with the bus.
3 - I will not come to Fiji to get married! How could I be able to go to bachelor party then??
4 - I'll never ever gonna call my kids that way. Why don't you call them "Baking powder" or "Scissors" then??
5 - I know it already. One's gonna be a pornostar, one a geek and the other one an alcoholic. Two adopted ones are gonna be terrorists.
TOMORROW I'M GONNA WAKE UP AS A HUGE FAT SKIN-SPOT
Tomorrow I'm gonna wake up as a huge fat skin-spot.
Gross!
SO GOES SUNDAY TODAY
Wake up time: 08.15
By the vessel (today UN AKDENIZ): 08.40
Good morning beautyful people!
This morning, to everybody's great surprise, it was snowing!!! Although we always get fake snow, it snows but never become white on the ground.
Today is Sunday. I know it's God's day, but he forgot me so I'm working today.
Today I'm the agent on duty on M/V UN AKDENIZ, poor crew members...
Not so much to report until now. I attended the vessel a little late, sat on vessel's couch, ordered drinks and waited for authorities to come.
Police officers are OK, customs officers are more fun.
Chatted a little with Master, 2nd officer and Chief Engineer. All crew members are turkish, so they were all surprised because of snow falling from the sky..
Then, I headed to the port office. Or, as I call it, the chicken pen. There work 20 girls or more, and the only thing they do is talking shit about each other.
However, it has 2 floors. 2nd floor is always deserted on Sundays, so I did all the paperworks there.
Port office's 2nd floor looks like this:
View from window/balcony (ship):
Port office's kitchen (2nd floor):
Turkish guys playing football in parking area (pic taken from kitchen):
Afterwards, I headed to the customs offices.
This is my car:
OUTSIDE
INSIDE
All the cards I have to attend vessels:
After the custom, I headed to my office:
Here I'm walkin to my office (how interesting...) :D
My office from the outside (in pink MY WINDOW!!!!):
My desk:
Foodstuff:
Instead of a piggy bank, I have a Pikachu-y bank!
Maersk cup my garbage collector friend took from a tanker ship.
In exchange he tidied their kitchen.
(inside flyers from Hydro City, best cocktail bar in town):
View from the office's window:
That's it for now. Will post some more later.
Have a nice Sunday!!!
-PAM-
BROTHER'S FUNNY VIDEOS
BEAUTYFUL BIRTHDAY
It was long ago since I ate that much. My dad bought every kind of scrap food: we had (togheter with all kind of sugar-y drinks) pop corn, chips, dried figs, peanuts and walnuts. I also received from him a sacher cake, and italian bruschetta (minced raw tomatoes with garlic, oil, salt and basilica on top of roasted bread. Mums!).
My bestfriend gave me a book of mine she had (I requested no gift at all) and italian chocolates (Baci) + I received from my brother + our friend Du a PRINCESS KAKA!!! It's my number 1 favourite cake!!! She baked it!!
I took a photo of it but as I told you I forgot the cable somewhere... will post it tomorow..
Me and Tina watched Star Wars "A new hope" + Star Wars "Empire Strikes back".
First one is so old that it was all ruined and we could nearly see anything. Luckily we knew the story already, so of course we watched the grey display anyhow!
When I'll be 25 we'll watch Star Wars "Empire Strikes back" + Star Wars "Return of the Jedi".
After that we watched some videos of my brother from when we were in Finland.
Then I drove Tina home and tried to talk Du into play Risiko, or Sing Star. But she replied that she already baked a cake. Touchè.
Here (not from today) a lovely picture of my brother and our friend Du:
Du is the one that looks like a guy, my brother is the one that's dress up as a woman. Hmm.
I considered this a God's gift, I also found my PS game Puzzle Bubble I'd lost.
TODAY'S MY BIRTHDAY!
I just got up, (eh eh) so I have no time at all to do all the things I planned. I'll just have a shower (it usually takes me hours!!) and that'd be it until my bestfriend arrives, hopefully fully packed with gift :D Naa.
I don't even need to bake a cake cos I already saw in the fridge my dad bought one!!! :D Yehee! I'll bake it tomorrow instead cos I want to have something to take with me to work for colleagues. I've been reading Blondinbella's blog, so I wanna make one of those swedish apple pies with vanilj sås aside, and she posted the receipt somewhere.
I also spoke with my girlfriend! She was in Malta! Maeby a couple of weeks and she'll be back! I'm longing so much for it, she's my number 1 party mate, beside my girlfriend! We planned to go to LA when she gets back but she hasn't got the right passport for USA, so we're considering Rio de Janeiro instead. What do you think?
Here a photo of me today, just got up:
Ah-a...
Talk to you soon!
TOMORROW'S MY BIRTHDAY
Although don't expect tons of pics about presents:
My dad uses to give my shampoo testers he finds inside garment detergents.
My brother (see below pic of him dressed as a woman) wastes his all days in front of the computer (I do it too but I'm doin it in a fancy office and I get paid for it).
Boyfriend is greener than me (I don't know how is that even possible. Either he's my soulmate, or ABSOLUTELY NOT!!!).
One bestfriend is pregnant with no job and a lousy bf.
My girlfriend is travelling the world as a 3rd officer on a tanker ship and she's not gonna be here tomorrow. Maeby I'll get some onces fuel when she gets back..
One bestfriend flirted with my boyfriend this summer while we were broken up and I flirted with a fascinating red-haired yacht's chief mate, and now she's acting all weird.
My sister lives in Germany.
My real mum no longer speaks to me. She's a straaaange woman. Well, what did you expect????????
Out of these, I still have a couple of normal friends and an EXTRAORDINARY "family" up in Sweden.
What will I do tomorrow:
I will wake up as late as I can.
I will head to my bf's bar and steal breakfast (even if tomorrow's my birthday, so I'll claim it as a gift).
I will make him understand I expect a gift. Not that I expect any..
I will go for a morning run since weather forecast are marvellous.
I will come home and shower.
I still have to decide whether I should bake a cake or not.
I will wait for my pregnant bestfriend Tina to come home to me and we'll wacht Star Wars like EVERY YEAR since we were 15. (If I haven't done any cake we'll eat scrap food).
The end.
LUNCH
Left the poor woman, I met the apple of my eye who was waiting for me as almost always annoyed and in quite dispair. We met up to settle our new apartament contract. It went all good, so I think I'll get the keys on saturday, and in the weekend we could start move stuff. I own just worn rags. :D
In my new apartament I intend to sew my own designed clothes, plus play electronic drums (with electronic I mean those you play with headphones so that only you can hear the sound). Of course I don't yet own neither sew-machine or drum player.... But I think you already knew that. Ah.
The end.
I SEE IN THE FUTURE
I bought this gorgeus pair of white jeans some time ago, but never wore it for some mysterious reason..
Of course today is the day in which I decide to wear them, change the whole look, and therafter leave home the luggage-sized bag which had been previously and carefully packed with every kind of survival-item so that even if it occured to me to land on a desert island I'd might not survive, but be mat-skinned and hair-defizzed for a couple of days at least (I mean until I'd die).
Yeah, as I was telling you before change topic completely, of course today is the day that I get my periods and do not carry any ladies pad because I hadn't space for them in my designer purse between, let's say, YSL immediate blush which I never even use, and beauty case with the size of a watermelon....
Consider this as a practical tip: don't do like me, don't be a dork!!!!!!!! :D
GREEN....
Ciao!
Just wanted to share sadness of a shopaholic life:
Yesterday, after had been out vision-shopping (actually I also bought a very cute light blu burberry-like scarf for 5EUR see below.. I mean, how could I NOT buying it????) I headed to groceries store, but I couldn't buy anything. The reason? I opened my cow-shaped wallet and realized that had 20 EUR out of 40 which I owe to the bank for the credit card... Funnily enoght, this month I even put on sale a cute pair of John Richmond sunglasses I never use on Ebay to pay for my credit card charges....
OK, after this I'll go back to work, otherwise I'll find myself and 2 cats sleeping in the street on a considerable amount of used clothes. What a nice picture..........
HATS AND CATS
Dunno if I should show you pics of my hats or my cats... No problem, we got both!!!!! :D
Now I'm gonna make myself a tea and watch Friends!
Baci!
CAIPIFRAGOLA - STRAWBERRY CAIPIROSKA!
I'm gonna meet up with my other best friend Mel tomorrow, we're going on an evening out so I'm plannin already the outfit of the evening. I dunno if I should have my bohem hippy dress or my striped sexy dress. Will post some pics later of both options.
Yeah, I'm so longing for a glass of strawberry caipiroska à la Idro Swim!
Here a receipt. It's the number one summer drink! Kinda like a mojito, but with strawberry taste!
Ingredients:
vodka
1 lime
a soup spoon raw sugar
SECRET INGREDIENT crushed ice (you can crush the ice in a shaker if you don't have an ice crusher..)
strawberries!!!
Cut lime in 4.
Put lime + sugar + whole strawberries in a glass and press it with a pestle (better if wooden).
Put crushed ice until the glass is full.
At the end pour vodka until the glass is filled.
Tah-dah! You just got yourself the perfect summer cocktail!
I'll post how to make perfect Mojito some other time!
Baci!
SAUNA
Wake up time: 08.08
At the office: 08.34
I'm presently in the office, already had breakfast (caffelatte à la italiana :) and sliced bread with peach jam).
Today in the usual morning rush I could pick my favourite pair of skinny jeans (replay), a top and on top of the top :) a shirt both from italian firma "intimissimi". On top of these I have a camel cardigan from H&M. Boots are also in camel with 5 cm heels. They're my new favourite feet items, I love them. I bought them in Bata store once I was out for lunch, and I bought them with A SANDWICH IN THE OTHER HAND... I have a serious disease!!
On all this a have a jacket in brown distressed skin, and as usual I carry my luggage-sized Gucci Babouska in black leather. No hair accessories today, I'm in deep need of a shower.. gross.......
Today is a nice day because the air is so transparent that beyond the sea you can see montains and they look orange/pink. Awesome! I can't post any pic cause my camera is that shitty that I can't anymore focus very far objects.. I mean.. what???
Here I can post a picture from last winter. That is also the view from my office!
Yeah, no, the title is "sauna" cos in this office you can ake eggs on boards today.....
Will write something more later!
Here you can find a link to Intimissimi. In the USA it's managed by Victoria's secret but believe me, it's far more better!!
www.intimissimi.com
Baci!
Nothin much punk to share..
Alarm time: 07.00
Wake up time: 08.04
In the office: 08.23
Not my best performance though..
If you are wondering why I type in english, well I do can a "flytande svenska" it's just it's not perfect and I would be embarassed posting it.. :D
I'm italian, live in Italy, I have italian dad and american mum. And I have a swedish blog cos I love Sweden, read Cosmopolitan in swedish, watch Shrek 1-2-3, Hajar som Hajar, Ice age.. in swedish and so on.... osv :D
Please fell free to leave comments in swedish, I understand everything!
Today was quite a boring day, did usual paper shit at work, then at 15.40 left the office to attend some vessel (UN TRIESTE). As usual on board they fed me and gave me things to drink. Ok, now it seems like I'm working as PR for a huge fashion or insurance company.
Finished the day at 18.45.
Pics of my job are quite boring, so I'll post instead some from a beauty contest I took this summer:
Good that pics are so little, then you can't see my panties which are completely on sight in this last pic PINSAMT!
Now I'm mischa-barton-blond, and bleached due to shitty lack of sun.
I wanna close with a pic from last winter of me in Vaasa (Finland) with Joakim Berg!
Kisses PAM
