WEDDING+KIDS TALK
Oh no, no! Not at all what'd you expect!!!!!
Boyfriend was here and just left. Chatted with dad, and I (I mean alone, boyfriend was listening freightened) planned my wedding day + all of my kids names.
MY WEDDING:
I HATE those majestic weddings with lotsa wasting, tons and tons of decorations that you wouldn't either have the time to choose yourself, and gazillions of guests that you probably wouldn't even know.
I intend to spend the same disastrously huge amount of notes to say "Si" (I'm italian, after all!) in Fiji islands.
No decorations, no churches, we're gonna be on the beach with a breathless view and guests are gonna sit on the sand.
We'll have taken a stereo with us, and "Somewhere over the rainbow" sang by Israel Kamakawiwo'ole will be playing.
No expensive dress and no jewellery:
I'm gonna be dressed in white bikini and a palm leafs skirt, bare feet in the sand. I'm gonna have flowers in my hair and also flower necklace.
Dad is gonna escort me at the aisle feet in the sand with no other clothes on him than UNDERWEAR and a palm leaf skirt.
My boyfriend is gonna be dressed in some cool surfing swimsuite short pants.
All the guests (dad+brother+sister with family+my swedish family by my side, dad+mother by boyfriend side) to be dressed:
Women in bikini and palm leafs skirt. Men can choose between swimsuite or palm leafs skirt.
I don't like priests. Some tattooed local old guy in palm leafs skirt would do.
Then we'll say YES, kiss and we'll have a bonfire on the beach and we'll eat cheap food.
MY KIDS:
I'm gonna have first 2 boys, then a girl, and after I'll adopt 2 kids.
My first-born's name's gonna be Lancillotto (Lancelot, King Arthur's knight).
Second-born's gonna be called Jack Daniel.
My little princess will be named Marissa as in Marissa Cooper of O.C. (or Summer, still have to decide, or have 2 girls).
Then I'll adopt 2 kids, possibly from oriental regions. Or India.
Two boys are gonna be cool and tough, all the ladies are gonna fall for them.
Marissa will be a model at the beginning, then a known actress.
My 2 adopted kids are gonna be those cool ones, those that all the other kids are gonna wonder "are they son to some rockstar or something??"
Boyfriend+dad impressions:
1 - Of course we'll gonna land on Fiji in the monsoon season.
2 - Bride's dad has to pay for the wedding, so could you instead marry you on the beach here just outside the city-centre? We could come with the bus.
3 - I will not come to Fiji to get married! How could I be able to go to bachelor party then??
4 - I'll never ever gonna call my kids that way. Why don't you call them "Baking powder" or "Scissors" then??
5 - I know it already. One's gonna be a pornostar, one a geek and the other one an alcoholic. Two adopted ones are gonna be terrorists.
Boyfriend was here and just left. Chatted with dad, and I (I mean alone, boyfriend was listening freightened) planned my wedding day + all of my kids names.
MY WEDDING:
I HATE those majestic weddings with lotsa wasting, tons and tons of decorations that you wouldn't either have the time to choose yourself, and gazillions of guests that you probably wouldn't even know.
I intend to spend the same disastrously huge amount of notes to say "Si" (I'm italian, after all!) in Fiji islands.
No decorations, no churches, we're gonna be on the beach with a breathless view and guests are gonna sit on the sand.
We'll have taken a stereo with us, and "Somewhere over the rainbow" sang by Israel Kamakawiwo'ole will be playing.
No expensive dress and no jewellery:
I'm gonna be dressed in white bikini and a palm leafs skirt, bare feet in the sand. I'm gonna have flowers in my hair and also flower necklace.
Dad is gonna escort me at the aisle feet in the sand with no other clothes on him than UNDERWEAR and a palm leaf skirt.
My boyfriend is gonna be dressed in some cool surfing swimsuite short pants.
All the guests (dad+brother+sister with family+my swedish family by my side, dad+mother by boyfriend side) to be dressed:
Women in bikini and palm leafs skirt. Men can choose between swimsuite or palm leafs skirt.
I don't like priests. Some tattooed local old guy in palm leafs skirt would do.
Then we'll say YES, kiss and we'll have a bonfire on the beach and we'll eat cheap food.
MY KIDS:
I'm gonna have first 2 boys, then a girl, and after I'll adopt 2 kids.
My first-born's name's gonna be Lancillotto (Lancelot, King Arthur's knight).
Second-born's gonna be called Jack Daniel.
My little princess will be named Marissa as in Marissa Cooper of O.C. (or Summer, still have to decide, or have 2 girls).
Then I'll adopt 2 kids, possibly from oriental regions. Or India.
Two boys are gonna be cool and tough, all the ladies are gonna fall for them.
Marissa will be a model at the beginning, then a known actress.
My 2 adopted kids are gonna be those cool ones, those that all the other kids are gonna wonder "are they son to some rockstar or something??"
Boyfriend+dad impressions:
1 - Of course we'll gonna land on Fiji in the monsoon season.
2 - Bride's dad has to pay for the wedding, so could you instead marry you on the beach here just outside the city-centre? We could come with the bus.
3 - I will not come to Fiji to get married! How could I be able to go to bachelor party then??
4 - I'll never ever gonna call my kids that way. Why don't you call them "Baking powder" or "Scissors" then??
5 - I know it already. One's gonna be a pornostar, one a geek and the other one an alcoholic. Two adopted ones are gonna be terrorists.
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