FASHION DIET - TESTED!!!!!!!!!!!



Let me advise you a great diet I use, not that I have any choice....
FASHION DIET (for you AND your wallet)
Step 1 - Spend all the money you get in designer shoes, designer purses, IKEA-dresses (IKEA-dresses are dresses that includes an instructions manual you will have to read carefully in order to wear them) and everything that in your shopping spyral you seem more likely to have or die - and then in a second moment (that always occurs when you ALREADY bought the item) realize that you will never wear the item unless you are in Rio during Carnival.

Once step 1 has been done, you will have no money for food or other insignificant purchase and you will feel with IMMEDIATE effect:
HAPPYNESS
RELIEF from the weight of money in your pocket
EUPHORIA due to lack of oxigen in the brain

TESTED!!!!! Copyright by PAM :D


During lunch break I was out seeking for a white dress like Cameron Diaz has in the movie "What happens in Vegas"



With no results. I guess also cause it's not that easy to skip here and there when you have 40 minutes and 5 cm heels...
I need a white dress to match it with my new nude peeptoe pumps, which I don't yet owe ah ah ah. Tipical.
Here a pair Stuart Weitzman I like (as worn by Angelina Jolie):



Also on my run back to the office I realized I NEEEEEEEEED a pair of blue sunglasses to match it with my marine blue balenciaga (already owned, to great dispair of my wallet). These are COOL:

GUCCI FOR 170 EUR. www.gucci.com


OK, now I got sick of you people :D I will go back to my real life..... pfftt ah ah ah good one.
Will type again soon! Baci!

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